A is for Alice whose throat
was slashed.
B is for Budd who was
strangled to death.
C is for Charlie who was hung.
D is for Dr. Mixter who died from a syringe to the eye.
E is for Earl who did
from a snapped neck and being thrown from a moving vehicle.
F is for Fitz who was stabbed with a knife.
G is for Mr. Garrett
who died from a hammer claw to the skull.
H is for the hot tub
that boiled Karen alive.
I is for the impaling
of Jamie Lloyd with farming machinery.
J is for John Strode
whose head exploded.
K is for Kelly Meeker
who was speared with shotgun.
L is for Lynda who was
strangulated with a phone cord.
M is for Michael Myers
himself for entertaining us all.
N is for Deputy Nick
who died by pitchfork.
O is for the obsession
he had with killing his sister.
P is for Deputy Pierce
who was stabbed by a knife.
Q is for the quiet way
he stalked his victims.
R is for Rachel Carruthers
who was stabbed with scissors.
S is for Spity who was
killed with a sickle.
T is for Tim Strode
whose throat was slashed with a knife.
U is for the unusual
ways he killed his victims.
V is for the various
weapons he killed people with.
W is for Will who was
stabbed with a knife
X is for x
in the axe that he used.
Y is for the young
Michael Myers killing his sister.
Z is for Internet Zombie Production
who helped us finish this book.